saturday february 28th : saturday february 28th : saturday february 28th : saturday february 28th
in the Bay View, where it a-l-l-l-l goes down! |
If you miss this one you'll never forgive yourself! |
Thats right folks, the first "anal-ual" Pornivale! It will never be this good again. Limited advance discount tickets available by paypal payment to dan@dandasmann.com. Send email to dan@dandasmann.com for pre-sale tickets, which are only about the price of a pizza. It WILL be more at the door, depending on the outcome of your "Wheel-of -Spanking" misfortune (determines how much you pay, thanks chicken). You can also be added to the Announce list at www.thepornivale.com/announce/?p=subscribe.
THIS IS NOT A SEX PARTY!!! it is a dedication to 70s porn. Be unprepared.
Do you remember how our parties used to be? It is time to revisit those good old days, you know, the ones like your parents had in the 70's...
12 hours of...........................!
Famous international DJs all night (sorry, our contract will not let us announce this until the day before.)
- grope a clown!
- cop a feel!
- watch the naked contortionists!
- 23 screens of good 'ole fashioned big bush smut!
- lube pit!
- self propelled dual port automatic sex machine!
- ice bar (yep, thats right, the bar is all ice, even the seats)
- thousands of mags for your perusal!
- 40 mattresses!
- win cash and prizes in the dildo sword fighting ring!
- watch the bondo-age show!
- naked body sushi bar, oh my!
click the porn "star" to learn how you can...
...and soooo much more. See ya then. Be there or be a rhombus.
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